big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Send help, water and tortillas.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
