Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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