I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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