Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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