The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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