where am i from again
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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