Rock
Scissors
Fuck
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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