How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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