Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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