Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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