yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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