I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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