sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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