Porn is love you can see.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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