you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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