The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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