I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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