Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm like, not good at living.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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