so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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