Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Drake has all the answers
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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