Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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