she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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