You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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