We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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