Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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