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He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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