making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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