dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
