found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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