so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
