i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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