HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm having to shit out rocks
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
