it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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