Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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