I think I just saw someone hide a body.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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