this boner is exhausting
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Randomize
