she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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