I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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