i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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