New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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