How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Randomize
