New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
