I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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