3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
