But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Randomize
