i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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