I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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