I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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