who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
