"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so explain again why im purple
no
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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