yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
sarcasm needs its own font
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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