So drunk, too bad you don't want this
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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