Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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